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For those of you that DON'T know what Tarzan said when he saw the elephants coming over the hill… He said "Here come the elephants!" of course!

But what did he say when the elephants come over the hill wearing sunglasses???
Nothing! He didn't recognise them!

And then there's the one about "What's the difference between an elephants bum and a letter box?"
My goodness, if you don't know that, I'm not sending you to post a letter!!!

Oh dear!!! While I hope the rest of the stuff in this section is hopefully betterer than that, it does explain why we have elephants as the piccie on this page!

Ooops! Sorry about that...
I couldn't find anything (more) for that!

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